Wednesday, March 28, 2007

the problem with men and women...

On the sixth day of creation, God created man and when he saw that the man was lonely, he took one bone from his ribs and then there exists a woman. That was the history of how a man and a woman came into existence according to the Holy Bible.

That was just an introduction for my main topic because I would talk about certain problems with men and women. To start with this one, here is my list (top ten) t of women’s problems:

1. They change their decision so fast. This is the number one problem with girls. They do not stick to their first decision that is why they cannot be trusted when it comes to decision-making (they’re bad at it!! Hehe… PEACE guys!!!)

2. They spend a lot of time just to look beautiful. Boys always like sexy and beautiful girls but there is no need to spend almost two hours facing the mirror just to look great. It is better to be simple, trust me!

3. They are so “himantayon”. Whenever they can see or hear something wrong from a person, they seem to laugh at it. Fro example, when a person has a mispronounced word or his or her zipper is open, they will notice it right away and laugh at it.

4. They are so sensitive. You must choose the right words to say in talking to a girl because if you will be mistaken in saying even just one word that could offend them, they will surely get mad at you!

5. They are so insensitive. If they are sensitive when they get hurt, they are also insensitive in a way that they cannot appreciate of feel what the other people do for them.

6. They easily get mad. Girls easily get mad especially if they have their periods. (And I know, after reading this blog entry, my girl classmates will look for me and even kill me).

7. They are so hard to please. You cannot easily please girls. They have this style of “flatter me more”. You have to work hard first and tell her all the lies in the world before you can see those big smiles in their faces.

8. They tend to break their promises. They will promise you this one and then tomorrow or the day after tomorrow they will forget what they promised.

9. They always deny. They will never tell the truth even if you will put a rifle in their mouth. They will never tell a secret. This is also a good thing in them because you can trust them with secrets.

10. They are so irritating. I can say that they are irritating in the sense that you cannot get them off of your head and boys will always think of the woman they love every night.

That was my top ten list of the problems of women. Now, let’s proceed to the boys.

Men may have more problems than girls but you know what? The biggest problem of men is that no matter how many bad attitudes the girls have, they will always LOVE them and will always ACCEPT them. It’s so simple. Boys just can’t resist the girls!

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